Eaten alive

[katekat]

And not in a nice way.  I've just tried to enjoy the benefits of a wireless connection by taking my little computer outside to inhale some nicotine and continue typing.

There was a flaw in my plan.

I didn't account for the teeming Texas bugs that attacked my feet.  Itch, feet is thy name.  I could rub the skin off right now.  No amount of anti-itch cream has helped.  Instead I've got three different  places on each foot that were attacked by mosquito in the 10 minutes I was outside. 

Serves me right for leaving the comforting cave.

Comments

[sonder.livejournal.com]

Hippie.


Put some shoes on.

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

The military must have put some eerie anti-bug screen over Killeen. My friends in Waco are bemoaning the crickets, you are being attacked by mosquitos, and here? Nothing. I've had the back door open all afternoon and it's downright bucolic.

On the other hand? No good restaurants.

[scratchingpost1.livejournal.com]

Try rubbing ice on your feet. It does something to the bites and makes them itch less. Then put some aloe vera gel on your feet and sit in front of a fan.

[dara-starscream.livejournal.com]

Is your town a West Nile risk? In Michigan, we're considered an area at risk for West Nile virus (some birds have died but I don't think there's been any human cases this year), so a lot of towns spray the insides of their sewers and do other stuff to kill the skeeters.
-BJ

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

We have many machine guns here. Mosquitos shun us...

[katekat]

thbt. thbt. thbt.

i don't have to if i don't wanna.

[katekat]

that sounds like an extreme, but totally effective remedy! thanks!

[katekat]

I'll trade you half a dozen restaurants if you take some of the bugs along with 'em.......

[dara-starscream.livejournal.com]

Oh poor tootsies! (rubs your tootsies with Gold Bond) It helps . . . a little.
---
Obligatory Mosquito Joke

Two guys are in a boat on Baw Beese Lake at dusk. One of them hears over his shoulder the tiniest of tiny voices asking, "Should we eat them here or take them home with us?"

A second tiny tiny voice replies, "Let's do it here, if we take 'em home the big ones'll take 'em away from us."
---
(evil!grin)
-BJ

[katekat]

*laughs*

*shudders*

In my best Indiana Jones (Raiders/Temple) voice: I HATE bugs.

[dara-starscream.livejournal.com]

"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first." }:-D
-BJ

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

SNORF. Not many posts make me laugh out loud. That one did. (Sorry, Katie, for hijacking your LJ)

[katekat]

you are evil. evil I SAY!!!!!!

(damn, i really need an invader Zim icon)

[dara-starscream.livejournal.com]

Your neighbors can shoot mosquitos? Hell now I'm scared.
-BJ

[katekat]

not a problem, i laughed too.

[dara-starscream.livejournal.com]

Click Me. (http://www.siberkat.com/thewavszim/succmissgz.wav)
-BJ

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

All I have to say is that you must taste yummy. They don't like me so much. Which is a good thing, I suppose. My mother-in-law puts meat tenderizer on the bites. Never tried it, so I don't know if it will work.

[katekat]

oh ye gods I love you.

yes, i did laugh out loud.

[katekat]

I've heard that too! And yes, I've been a target for these suckers for years - and the boyfriend is like you, he never gets bit. I'll see if i have any...

[scratchingpost1.livejournal.com]

Sometimes it's the only thing that works for me. It also works for dry, hot feet.

[dara-starscream.livejournal.com]

Could have been worse, I could have whipped out The Doom Song. (http://www.siberkat.com/requests/r6-doomsong2.wav)
-BJ