my horoscope. I am totally amused

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): An estuary is a bay where the salt water of a
sea mixes with the fresh water of rivers. These days you remind me of
such a place. You are two-toned, Libra. You're dual-purpose and double-
tracked. You're a hybrid blend of the yes and the no, the give and the
take, the extravagant and the traditional. And somehow this has been
working out pretty well for you. You're not so much a dysfunctional
contradiction as an interesting juxtaposition. You're not being crushed by
a squeeze of opposites so much as you're getting massaged by the
oscillating throbs of complementary influences. Keep doing what you've
been doing, only more so.

Hello, my life?  Is this. Thank you free will astrology, once again.

( today in academia land )