Fic & Meme: 5 things....

So, secondalto is doing this 5 things meme right now.  And I thought I'd kind of join in!  So, if anyone's interested, the directions:

Comment to this post with a suggestion for a "top five" list (5 ways Xander never kissed Buffy, 5 times Wesley didn't cry, etc.) and I'll make a post later with my interpretations of the lists. They might be sentences, they might be drabbles. Who knows? Serious or fun, or both! Then, if you like, post this to your own journal and try it yourself.

And since I got all excited about doing 5 things, here:

( 5 ways Spike and Giles Never met (G/S) )

( 5 ways Buffy notices, even when she’s not supposed to. (B/G) )

Fic & Meme: 5 other things ...

For secondalto

warnings - a little gore, some drama, and some goofy (each is titled for your protection)

( 5 ways Buffy stopped Glory (without jumping) )

Fic & Meme: 5 other other things...

For yessire, who asked for five ways Xander does not love Deadboy or maybe the five ways Xander did not get knocked up.

( 5 ways Xander knows he doesn't love Deadboy )

...and the totally goofy and multi-partner switching Xander....

( 5 ways Xander did not get knocked-up )