This was just sooooo funny. I read it at work and had to muffle my laughing. I couldn't log in there for my comment, but better late than never.

The chocolate covered Buffy was silly enough, but when you added the whipped cream and cherries I really had problems keeping quiet. It really is just the right length, but too bad she didn't meet up with it a third time and get sprinkles on her too.

Great job.